[ROCKLOBSTER]

So is the father an American on this one?

Then I guess Obama’s gonna run with ineligibility due to his father’s nationality.

[RC one]

Who are natural-born citizens but those born in the Republic? Persons born within the Republic, of parents owing allegiance to no other sovereignty, are natural born citizens. Gentleman can find no exception to this statement touching natural-born citizens except what is said in the Constitution relating to Indians.

John Bingham-1862 "

Every human being born within the jurisdiction of the United States of parents not owing allegiance to any foreign sovereignty is, in the language of your Constitution itself, a natural born citizen. John Bingham-1866:

John Armor Bingham (January 21, 1815 – March 19, 1900) was a Republican congressman from Ohio, America, judge advocate in the trial of the Abraham Lincoln assassination and a prosecutor in the impeachment trials of Andrew Johnson. He is also the principal framer of the Fourteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution. His definition of natural born citizen has never been questioned by congress or the supreme court until the Presidency of Barack Obama. The original intent is clear.

Barack Obama Sr. was not a US citizen. He owed allegiance to another sovereignty.

[Kenny Bunk]

Your negativity in regard to the leader sent to our Infidel Nation by Allah the All Wise has been duly noted. You are hereby relieved of command in the Lobsters for Oil Program.

And don't be tryin' nothin' fancy with the decoder ring. We re-programmed.