In retrospect, what was really hilarious about it was my wife’s reaction to it. She had no idea what I was doing, and finally after all that time had piped up to ask me what the heck I was doing with all the banging, huffing and indiscriminate flashlight beams going in every direction… when suddenly I started frantically ripping my pants off… being married to somebody for any length of time always has the capability of new discovery, and I think for a few seconds my wife really set up and wondered what she got herself into… :-)
LOL “Aha! I knew he was mad as a hatter. I knew it!”