[El Gato]

I’d give her LOTS of attention...in the psychiatric ward.

of the state prison.

[maine yankee]

How about pushing the ‘chow cart’ through the wards at Walter Reed for a month wearing BDU’s with the word ‘LIAR’ stenciled on the back.

[USNBandit]

of the state prison.

The 9th Circuit Court of Appeals has ruled that lying about your military service is protected by the First Amendment. Not sure whether impersonating a military member by wearing a uniform would still be illegal or not.