We used to have a female wildlife officer here named Fonda Payne. Eventually she married, and we had some fun imagining different married names for her. Peters was a favorite. Very nice lady actually.
But the most unfortunate I knew of was a girl named Anita Eaton.
Best names in a series... four brothers named Dallas, Austin, Tyler, and Houston.
All true stories.
We had an female officer in our unit whose last name was Burger. She was dating a fellow officer whose last name was King. Can you imagine a Burger - King wedding? She was also a very nice lady.