There are bunch of Dicks in Victoria, Texas where I grew up-even a Richard Dick.
Got a pencil Dick...?
I had too do it.
If I hear “Michael Rowed the Boat Ashore” or “Michale Michael motor cycle, turn the key and watch him pee” one more time I shall lose it.
They used to call me Michael Pie. Then Sparky. Then Ratsy... Now it is Hey Dick.
I went to school with a Dick Mann. Seems a little redundant, no?