Posted on 04/14/2011 11:03:15 PM PDT by doug from upland
Why are there so many scandals with Jackson
They just never seem to end
Tommy R. Bennet has a big bombshell lawsuit
We're smiling, we will not pretend
He's telling all about Jesse's behavior
The reverend's a slimeball, indeed
We'll learn more of the Rainbow Coalition
The shakedowns, the sex, and the greed
Bennet's LBGT and works for Obama
He cites propositioning
Jesse had asked him for a sexual favor
Oh, that makes our hearts sing
He's telling all about Jesse's behavior
The reverend's a slimeball, indeed
We'll learn more of the Rainbow Coalition
The shakedowns, the sex, and the greed
Shakedowns and sex and the greed
This race-baiting poverty pimp...yeah
Jesse had tasks for him after sex with women
Tommy would clean up the mess
Jackson's denying it, but we will not buy it
So, Jesse, it's time to confess
He's telling all about Jesse's behavior
The reverend's a slimeball, indeed
We'll learn more of the Rainbow Coalition
The shakedowns, the sex, and the greed
Shakedowns and sex and the greed
This race-baiting poverty pimp
Maybe Obama has arranged to have Jackson’s n#ts cut off.
xlnt
I am no fan of J.J. but anyone can make an allegation about anything.
Is there any proof?
Now Doug Damnit,
Jesse says his innocent of all charges, and we all know that the Reverend would never lie about something so serious any more than he would fib about ... say ... being the one who cradled Martin Luther King on the motel balcony as he lay dying after being shot, and wearing a turtleneck splashed with King's blood. Down in your heart, you know it was some Honk photog that doctored those pics of Jackass hiding under a car on the ground floor parking lot at the time.
And Jesse wouldn't lie about fathering a baby with Karin Stanford because ... well, you know ... that's something a preacher would never do ... either shag an employee or try to cover it up with hush money.
And Jesse wouldn't lie about being benched as a college quarterback by the Honkies at the University Illinois due to racial discrimination ... they just stuck that other black dude in the starting position to cover their evil deeds.
And Jesse wouldn't ever lie to shake nobody down and collect hush money ... some even in the form of a Chicago Budweiser distributorship for one of his boys. We all know he's never jumped on anybody who didn't deserve it ... like those Duke Cracker jocks who really and truly raped that sweet and innocent lady.
So you know deep down in your heart that when the Rev says he's no poofer ... well then, doggone it ... he's not light in his loafers. No siree!
So you better ease up on the Reverend and not make up any more hilarious lyrics laughing at Saint Jackass' predicament ... cause Jesse would never, ever, ever lie.
s/Zak
P.S. I'll bet you're on Al Sharpton's payroll.
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