[Borges]

He usually tries to be funny in bad reviews. I mean how else would you say something was bad?

[ponygirl]

Honestly, I don't even think Ebert wrote this review. It reads like he passed it off to one of his college interns.

Ebert's reviews usually read like he was at least present at the theater. This one... not. It's as if he is grasping for something descriptively malicious to say and is failing badly.