TITANIC SUNK BY UNDERWATER UFO

WWN ^ | Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 | Erik Van Datiken

[BenLurkin]

ZURICH – A team of scientific experts has concluded a barrage of laser shots sent the 800-foot-long luxury liner to a watery grave with a loss of more than 1,500 lives.

Until Hostettler’s shocking report, it was believed the 46,328-ton Titanic sank shortly before midnight after plowing into a giant iceberg in the North Atlantic on its maiden voyage from Southampton to New York.

Hostettler headed an international 10-member team of scientists who concluded that an alien spaceship capable of operating underwater was responsible for the Titanic disaster as well as the sinking of two other ships and an attack on a Greek trawler in the same area of the North Atlantic in mid-April 1912.

Their evidence:

- The Swedish ship, Angelholm Bay, lost radio contact with the outside world after its captain reported seeing a mysterious, oval-shaped object hovering off the port side at 1300 hours on April 13 – the day before the Titanic disaster.

“The captain reported the strange aircraft landed on the sea 1,000 yards away and quickly submerged. That was the ship’s last communication,” Hostettler said. “Our divers discovered the wreckage of the Angelholm Bay at the bottom of the ocean off the Greenland coast. Six laser-type holes were found in the hull.”

- At 1530 hours of April 14, the captain of the Russian trawler Padomju Jaunathe radioed he was under attack by a strange-looking airship with the ability to also maneuver atop and underwater. The craft, he said, was “firing deadly rays of light.”

“His last communique was picked up by a ham radio operator in Iceland,” Hostettler said. “The Padomju Jaunathe never reached its destination.”

- The Greek trawler... “Capt. Aris Nickolaidis reported that his ship had been attacked by a strange aircraft that ‘melted’ his ship,” Hostettler said.

[TheOldLady]

Who would doubt The Elvis?

[NoLibZone]

"Strange how none of the 1000+ survivors thought to mention such an aircraft or laser beams."

[BenLurkin]

That’s him!

[BenLurkin]

I miss that old coot. He did have a way of making it sound like he was almost about to make his point. He pulled that off for years.

[derllak]

Oh, you mean the Fractious Four....wreaking havoc wherever we go!

Watch out we don’t sink YOUR boat! :P

[Jeff Chandler]

Ship sinks.

Well thanks for spoiling it, asshat. I just got it in the mail from Netflix this afternoon.

[Jeff Chandler]

I wuz thinking it might have been sunk by the super (?) hero legion of FR. You know: Caspar, the Amazon snake woman, and the giant furry marmot in a bunny suit teaming up with a certain cousin of the denizens of the deep........

Nope, not even close. Laz hit it.

[Lakeshark]

If you touch my boat, you're getting that cute furry paw bit off....

:-)

[Rebelbase]

That thing is going to passover next week.

[wally_bert]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wos5e_WlYs

[Free Vulcan]

[Molon Labbie]

The aliens sank it but the CIA and Dirk Pitt raised it.

[SunkenCiv]

Sounds like a spoof, all the way around.

search yields stuff like this:

“Erik Van Datiken - Weekly World News | Author Archives”

[DollyCali]

never say never BTTT

[ApplegateRanch]

I think it was really written by Ed “I’m mad as a glacier breach-birthing an iceberg without anesthetic” Anger...itself a psuedonym.

Much like the Titanic, the WWN has sunk to the bottom of a sea of red ink, and exists only as a wraith on The Interwebs.

[big'ol_freeper]

This is not news. Quix reported this years ago. Really.

[BenLurkin]

Of course Weekly World News is a gag outlet -- kind of like the Onion -- but after that odd FBI memo came out the other day, I'm reluctant to make a final judgment overall. I've always been a curious skeptic on the subject overall, but that memo was...odd.

[Borax Queen]

Don’t worry, derllak, I’ll strike the shark first!!

[clearcarbon]

It was global warming.

"

[Oztrich Boy]

ZURICH – A team of scientific experts has concluded a barrage of laser shots sent the 800-foot-long luxury liner to a watery grave with a loss of more than 1,500 lives.

That is a true fact

But it was sharks with frikin' laser beams