Please,...no more,

April 12, 2011 | Doc Savage

[Doc Savage]

Having watched approximately a trillion TV shows in my life, please, no more:

Lions eating zebras

Insects of the Amazon

Crocodiles eating anything

Black holes

Guys logging trees

Guys wasting their lives playing gold miner in Alaska

Guys fishing for crab

Guys fishing for swordfish

Guys who train dogs

Guys who pretend to survive in the wilderness with their film crew and make-up artist

Wolves eating buffalos

Wolves eating elk

Wolves eating other wolves. Enough. I get it. They're hungry!

NCIS LA, NCIS Terre Haute, NCIS Mars...you get the picture.

Any of the 3 billion Law and Order programs still out their in reruns

Any program appearing on MSNBC ever!

Sharks eating anything and anyone

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Charmed (Man does that show blow!)

College Lacross

High school anything

Dharma and Gregg

The New Adventures of some hag called old Christine

Guys restoring another junker

Guys pawning junk

Homo Dougie Hauser playing a hetero love stud

Ok, I've got a million more they should never allow on TV again, but I'm sure you've either fallen asleep reading this or are currently screaming at your monitor...NO MORE VANITIES! I'm done ranting. Feel free to add any others you particularly can't stand to watch.

[KosmicKitty]

[youngidiot]

I am kinda that way too. Before bedtime I will never leave the kitchen with dirty pots and pans around and I pick up everything in the bedroom, clothes towels etc. I never thought of the “finding the body angle” but that may be it.

You don't want to start down that road. Cleaning the house because you're afraid someone will find your body and call you a slob is too neurotic.

[Ditter]

Nah I am not really worried about that but dying in my sleep could be a problem. I sleep with 4 dogs in my bedroom, with a closed door. If my husband is not there my dogs might eat me, if no one comes to check on me. Now THAT is a real worry. But on the other hand why should it bother me, I won’t be there any more. :D

[Big Horn]

I sat glued to Fox on 9/11. They had a live shot of the plane that hit the second tower.
I could not get by without FR but on tv I watch mostly fox.

[Huck]

I was in lower Manhattan on 9-11. When I got to my office (after first plane, before 2nd) I got some updates from FR. Then later, after I had escaped to Brooklyn, I saw some TV in the Marriot Hotel (CNN). I don’t remember what channel I watched when I got home that night. I just know, if it’s breaking news, FOX is last.