They could shorten my posting warning message: “Attention, you are about to post. Are you sure you want to look like an idiot?”
“Warning! You are posting to Laz! That’s LAZ you idiot! You’re posting to LAZ! Oh.. oh well, your problem since you just hit the ‘post’ button..”
Custom dialogue boxes would be funny.
“That’s Darksheare. He’s just there. Wait, did he.. actually move? OH dear LORD he’s still alive, run for it!”