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To: Slings and Arrows; Melas; TheOldLady

I admit I haven’t read the thread, so I don’t know WHY Melas was provoked to provide us with this vanity.

However, I will say one thing...don’t mess with old people!

We’ll getcha every time. lol

Check my new tagline for a reference.


111 posted on 04/14/2011 12:06:44 AM PDT by dixiechick2000 (Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery always overcome youth and arrogance!)
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To: dixiechick2000

Shhhh... Don’t tell the young’uns. Their underestimating us helps a lot too.

I didn’t include Slings because he’s one of “them.” LOL!


112 posted on 04/14/2011 7:40:56 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: dixiechick2000

Way to late, so stop me if you’ve heard this one:

Old Dog

One day an old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old German Shepherd thinks, “Oh, oh! I’m in deep doo-doo now!”

Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly,

“Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?”

Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.

“Whew!,” says the panther, “That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!”

Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes.

The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther.

The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, “Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what’s going to happen to that conniving canine!”

Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, “What am I going to do now?,” but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn’t seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says...

“Where’s that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!”

Moral of this story...

Don’t mess with the old dogs... Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery! BS and brilliance only come with age and experience.


116 posted on 04/15/2011 2:49:29 AM PDT by 21twelve ( You can go from boom to bust, from dreams to a bowl of dust ... another lost generation.)
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