"Allah preserve us! The Americans have come to their senses and are going to punish us with tar, feathers and a dip in the Potomac!"
"Allah preserve us! The Americans have come to their senses and are going to punish us with tar, feathers and a dip in the Potomac!"
"I'm sorry, Mr. President."
"Aw, c'mon guys!"
"Sir, replacing George Washington's portrait with one of the people you suggest would not... go over well... with the American people."
"The people I've suggested were all great heros of mine! Marx! Mao! Kruschev! Amin! How can I be inspired to lead with that... that dead white guy looking down at me?"
"I'm sorry, sir, the answer is no."
"But that's not FAIR! I won!