JD was pretty good. Catch it on the re-run.
I like your byline. I just said almost the same thing to my husband today. We ran out of lighter fluid for the grill, so he used a package of some kind of solid, waxy lighter stuff our neighbor had given us that said “environmentally friendly” or something like that on the package. It didn’t work very well, and I went to the convenience store and bought a bottle of fluid. Then, I told him your line, basically—if it says “green,” you know it’s no good. :-)
Let me tell you something...don’t use lighter fluid, it effects the taste of the meat.
Buy one of these and you’ll love it. Works perfectly.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000WEOQV8
There's a hat tip to Mike Myers' old SNL "All Things Scottish" recurrent skits in that line.