Fine, as long as you put meters on the swingsets, and require permit fees for the benches. Since joggers are slower than roller bladers, let’s charge them less per hour, with bicycles paying a super premium for the paths.
Of course, we’ll need to add dozens of new union employees to issue the permits and enforce the new taxes. That will stimulate the economy. So I guess you and Obama would be on the same side on this one.
Good ideas and they can even give a little discount if you bring in 2 or more of your kids