That’s ugly enough to make a freight train take a dirt road!
Ugly enough to make an onion cry...
So ugly she’d have to sneak up ona glass of water to get a drink...
So ugly, in High School she prayed for acne...
So ugly, even a nice personality wouldn’t help...
So ugly that if I had a dog that looked like her, I’d shave its a*s and make it walk backwards...
So ugly that when she was born, the doctor smacked her mother...