[Salamander]

Been there, seen that “OMG, Tiffany! Like a nasty biker just like, viciously roared their motor at me, fer shure!” stupid blank ferret amazement look too many times.
They don’t even bother pulling the cell phone off their empty heads.

[usually when I’m passing highway on-ramps, minding my own damn business]

Proudly “obnoxiously” still alive in spite of innumerable idiots,

Salamander

[The Cajun]

A relative and also neighbor just trashed his Harley 3 weeks ago.
Rode bikes all his life (Raced drag bikes when younger, lots of trophies) misjudged a curve and wound up in a muddy ditch. Insurance company wrote off the bike and he has a fracture of his shoulder blade, but otherwise OK (Was wearing helmet......Scuffed up helmet now).
Looking to buy another bike with insurance check already.