Not asking about Darks’ keyboard is the smart choice, especially this early in the day. When he goes into detail about his technical issues, it’s rather like being slapped upside the head by a whale fluke.
At least, I find it so ... but I still yearn for my Selectric II, so ...
My spill proof keyboard has been abused, and is showing its age.
It is ‘only’ eleven years old or so.