[Ole Okie]

I feel for the lately departed loved one.

But it still doesn’t answer the question, “What does a Scotsman (?) wear under his kilt?”

Lordy, lordy. Tartans made out of asbestos become best sellers?

[null and void]

But it still doesn’t answer the question, “What does a Scotsman (?) wear under his kilt?”

Shoes and socks...