Next should be a dozen of them... drizzled in bacon fat, so they will burn easier!
“If, as a last resort, one of our non-Muslim troops must handle or transport the book, he must wear white gloves, and he is further instructed primarily to use the right hand (indulging Muslim culture’s taboo about the sinister left hand). The book is to be conveyed to the prisoners in a “reverent manner” inside a “clean dry towel.”
Like they don’t have a camp mutt they can train to tote the stupid things?