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Step 1.

Make sure your attorney is qualified in this area and that he will take your case because you can expect heat from the ever Muslum protective US government officials. The Koran is held in higher respect in Washington, DC and the majority of state capitols throughout the USA than the US Constitution is.

Step 2.

Gather the materials needed to start and extinguish fires.

Step 3.

Visit your local hog slaughtering shop;

Select the pieces of pork you prefer not to eat,tails, rectal orifices, tongues, snouts, knuckles, genitals, stomach, bladder, etc. Mix this into a finely ground batch of Holy Pork Mix. Spread evenly across the first layer of Korans. Place the 2nd layer on and spread another layer of your Holy Pork Mix across the dirty books, I mean the Korans. Continue doing this until you are down to five gallons of Holy Pork Mix. Spray or spread the remainder around the sides. Allow this to bake in the Sun for a few days. When it is fully enriched with fly sh!t and your neighbors are starting to hold their noses you’ll know it’s time to light the torch and send that stinkin pallet of hate into the flames of Hell.