[Cpl. Dwayne Hicks]

My thoughts from last night:

James - He was off. But its his first off night so he gets a pass.

Jacob - Go home! Please go home, you blubbering baby

Haley - I just like looking at you. You sing good too, but not as good as Lauren.

Scotty - Meh

Lauren - Good night for her. Looks, voice, the whole package. She and James should be in the final

Judges - Once again they sucked.

[Chunga]

I think Lauren's in trouble tonight. She didn't go for the high note on "Unchained Melody" and that's what everyone was waiting for. I think Jacob's in trouble too.

I think Haley, Scotty and James are safe.

Then again, I thought Pia Toscano was going to win the whole thing.