To: mystery-ak; twin2; EmilyGeiger; CAluvdubya; ConservativeMind; jocon307; kingu; TonyWpi; homemom; ...
We Interrupt Tonight’s Show To
Bring You Yet Another Important Announcement From
President Obama
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Tonight I can announce to the world that Casey Abrams has finally been eliminated from American Idol.
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Uhhh ... Wasn't Casey eliminated a week ago?
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Quiet you!
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I saw an opportunity, I formed a plan and I, myself, successfully had him removed from the show.
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But weren’t other people involved--
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Sorry.
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Now, I have decided not to release any photos of Casey's elimination.
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They're just too gruesome and they may incite his many fans to violence.
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But the American people deserve to know the truth.
So I have asked our very own Leon Panetta to provide a
visual rendering of the elimination. Take it away, Leon!
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Okay ...
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Here we see Casey being dragged away from the stage ...
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This is followed by a 45 minute ceremony backstage, in which Casey's body is washed ...
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Then draped in a clean white cloth ...
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And once that is completed, he is gently eased off the FOX Studio lot.
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Very good, Leon!
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Thanks!
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Now I understand that this--like my birth certificate--will not satisfy everyone.
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#%$@!
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So I have decided to entrust the real elimination photo,
along with other sensitive matierials,
to one very special person.
One person, say, who has won the 10,000th Post Prize more than anyone else.
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Congratulations, Lil' Freeper!
10,000th Post Winner!!
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You've won
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3,856 posted on
05/04/2011 5:09:12 PM PDT by
silent_jonny
(Thank you President Bush and God bless the US military)
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To: silent_jonny
3,949 posted on
05/04/2011 5:38:00 PM PDT by
rabidralph
(http://www.conservativedna.com/)
To: silent_jonny
Brilliant, just brilliant!
Lil’ Freeper, ignore those two men in dark suits who just drove up to your house in a Crown Vic.
4,020 posted on
05/04/2011 6:00:07 PM PDT by
Palladin
(Sarah Palin in 2012!)
To: silent_jonny
OMG...just got here and laughing so hard I can’t breathe! Jonny....you are priceless!
To: silent_jonny
Hi Jonny, hahahahaha, your picture story is absolutely hilarious and joyful. Made a hot, miserable day here at the refinery much, much better. :)
4,147 posted on
05/04/2011 6:29:26 PM PDT by
Wolfstar
("If you would win a man to your cause, first convince him that you are his friend." Abraham Lincoln)
To: silent_jonny
Jonny, that opening is priceless!!! Simply fabulous, dahling!!!
4,190 posted on
05/04/2011 6:41:46 PM PDT by
Miss Didi
("After all...tomorrow is another day." Scarlett O'Hara, Gone with the Wind)
To: silent_jonny
That is TOO TOO FUNNY!
:) :) :)
4,204 posted on
05/04/2011 6:51:15 PM PDT by
freedumb2003
(Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats. /P. J. O'Rourke, 1991)
To: silent_jonny
Hysterical ping jonny! Thanks!
4,232 posted on
05/04/2011 7:38:59 PM PDT by
EmilyGeiger
("January 29,2013....The end of an ERROR!)
To: silent_jonny
That was brilliant, jonny!!
Thank you so much, hahahahahaha.
4,256 posted on
05/05/2011 1:21:03 PM PDT by
La Enchiladita
(Remember, Reflect, Renew: 2011, 10 years since 9/11. Never Forget.)
To: silent_jonny
Jonny Jonny Jonny -- that's the best prize yet!! Much appreciated! I'm all happy and smiley!! Wheee!
Sorry I missed last night. My excuse is that I was playing Spore, but mostly we forgot it was Wednesday.
4,266 posted on
05/05/2011 3:15:26 PM PDT by
Lil'freeper
("I may be good, but when I'm bad I'm even better!")
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