[retrokitten]

If you have not seen the movie, “Catfish”, you must rent it ASAP. There is controversy on if it is real or not, but regardless, it’s entertaining regardless and a message everyone who spends a lot of time on the internet should keep in mind.

[MagUSNRET]

Hurry up and get here! I already have my black face paint on, and Im doing a low crawl toward the TV!!! ;-)

[silent_jonny]

We Interrupt Tonight’s Show To
Bring You Yet Another Important Announcement From
President Obama

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Tonight I can announce to the world that Casey Abrams has finally been eliminated from American Idol.

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Uhhh ... Wasn't Casey eliminated a week ago?

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Quiet you!

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I saw an opportunity, I formed a plan and I, myself, successfully had him removed from the show.

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But weren’t other people involved--

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Sorry.

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Now, I have decided not to release any photos of Casey's elimination.

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They're just too gruesome and they may incite his many fans to violence.

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But the American people deserve to know the truth.
So I have asked our very own Leon Panetta to provide a
visual rendering of the elimination. Take it away, Leon!

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Okay ...

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Here we see Casey being dragged away from the stage ...

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This is followed by a 45 minute ceremony backstage, in which Casey's body is washed ...

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Then draped in a clean white cloth ...

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And once that is completed, he is gently eased off the FOX Studio lot.

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Very good, Leon!

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Thanks!

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Now I understand that this--like my birth certificate--will not satisfy everyone.

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#%$@!

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So I have decided to entrust the real elimination photo,
along with other sensitive matierials,
to one very special person.
One person, say, who has won the 10,000th Post Prize more than anyone else.

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Congratulations, Lil' Freeper!

10,000th Post Winner!!

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You've won

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[advertising guy]

this is the funniest thread in the free world

BTW.............new tagger

[silent_jonny]

I’ve never heard of the movie, but just reading the Amazon description is unnerving.

[silent_jonny]

James Durbin

The theme this week is "Now & Then". Each singer will perform two songs, one contemporary (Now) and one an oldie (Then)

The celebrity mentor sitting beside Iovine this week is Sheryl Crow.

James is first tonight with "Closer To The Edge" by 30 Seconds To Mars (or vice versa, I don't know)

Steven: I think you kicked that song's ass. Beautiful.

J-Lo: In the past few weeks you've been showing us you want it. It's yours for the taking.

Randy: Great contemporary song. Dude, I'm telling you what--James is in it to win it!

[b9]

Just saw the movie you recommended - CATFISH.

Good grief! The only thing I find hard to believe — trying not to give anything away here — is how open she ended up being.

It could easily be real. Or not.
But a very good cautionary tale, no matter what.