I don’t believe that they make enough pot and magic mushrooms for me to come up with the idea to take a Rube Goldberg designed kayak into shark infested oceans and do a little light fishing. He had a fish finder mounted on that stupid little thing. Just ridiculous.
He must have been going for the 2011 Darwin Awards with that fishing trip. Not only did he have one hand held camera, but had one mounted to get a nice two camera shot of his demise by the Great White. Unbelievable.
Wait, so should I cancel the Antarctic kayaking adventure package I bought for you?