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My niece told all her little friends with pride that she had seen a man-eating shark at the aquarium,
to which one of them replied,
"That's nothing! I saw a man eating shrimp at Long John Silver's."
~Charles Wukasch

151 posted on 04/01/2011 4:56:58 PM PDT by Dubya (JESUS SAVES)
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The 10 Commandments - Texas Style

People in Texas have trouble with all those "shalls" and "shall nots" in the Ten Commandments.

Folks there just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, some folks out in west Texas got together and translated the "King James" into "King Ranch" language:

The Cowboy's Ten Commandments

(1) Just one God.

(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.

(3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'.

(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'.

(5) Put nothin' before God.

(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.

(7) No killin.'

(8) Watch yer mouth.

(9) Don't take what ain't yers.

(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.

TREAT OTHERS JUST THE WAY YOU WANT TO BE TREATED

161 posted on 04/01/2011 7:34:11 PM PDT by Dubya (JESUS SAVES)
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