Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Pole Dancing for Jesus (Houston TX)
City Business Church ^ | March 24, 2011 | Unknown

Posted on 03/29/2011 6:24:51 PM PDT by bkopto

Yes. This is exactly what it sounds like.

Here's a news clip discussing the new trend.

I guess going outside for a run isn't spiritual enough. If you really want to love Jesus, you need to install a stripper pole in your basement, embrace your inner Rahab and let the praise spring forth.


TOPICS:
KEYWORDS: houston; napl; unbelievable
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-34 next last
Pole Dancing for Jesus

OK.

1 posted on 03/29/2011 6:24:54 PM PDT by bkopto
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: bkopto

It’s pronounced “hay-soos” and they do it for the dollar bills he gives them in the TJ bars, not because they like him.


2 posted on 03/29/2011 6:28:53 PM PDT by Defiant (Hillary's vision is for global socialism led by her. Obama's is for global socialism led by Islam.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: bkopto

Its a LOT more exciting than the usual Wednesday night Bingo game ...


3 posted on 03/29/2011 6:31:12 PM PDT by sailor4321
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: bkopto
Yeah, I suppose the spike heels and tattoos helps them out in their quest for Jesus.
4 posted on 03/29/2011 6:32:25 PM PDT by jazusamo (His [Obama's] political base---the young, the left and the thoughtless: Thomas Sowell)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: bkopto

UM. OK. Something is wrong with the people promoting this. Seriously.


5 posted on 03/29/2011 6:32:54 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR as a platform to pimp your blog for hits!!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: bkopto

Hey, if it improves their love life with their husband, it’s not a bad thing.


6 posted on 03/29/2011 6:33:14 PM PDT by webstersII
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: bkopto

I saw a “Stripping for Jesus” TV show many years ago and thought, let’s assess intent. OK.


7 posted on 03/29/2011 6:35:05 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

I guess old fashion prayer and praise to God just eludes some folks. ;-)


8 posted on 03/29/2011 6:37:12 PM PDT by doc1019 ( The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]

To: bkopto

There is absolutely nothing I can say to this that won’t get me zotted.


9 posted on 03/29/2011 6:37:35 PM PDT by mnehring
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: bkopto

Oy Vey... and I’m not even Jewish.

1 Thess 5:22 says to abstain from the appearance of evil.
*HOWEVER* I will temper this by noting that Jesus hung out with Prostitutes and Tax-collectors, the “scum of the Earth” as we might say; He also said “it is not the healthy that have need of a physician, but the sick.”


10 posted on 03/29/2011 6:37:56 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: bkopto

Pole dancing?
Hell, have you seen the commercial for Old Navy on this week?
That girls does every gyration that the pole dancers only wished they could do.
And this is during prime time Dancing with the Stars.
(the wife watches, I only perk up during the commercial)


11 posted on 03/29/2011 6:38:27 PM PDT by 9422WMR (Illegal is not a race. Obamacare is a crime)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: bkopto

As Jay Leno once said, if Jesus were to come back and see everything done in his name, he would start vomiting and not stop.


12 posted on 03/29/2011 6:38:59 PM PDT by Rennes Templar
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: doc1019

The wackos promoting this stuff: “All that old fashioned religious stuff? That’s no fun! We want the cool new risque religious experience!”


13 posted on 03/29/2011 6:39:59 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR as a platform to pimp your blog for hits!!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies]

To: OneWingedShark

Yeah, but he told them to STOP IT. He didn’t teach them some new tricks.

Everyone remembers the “Cast not the first stone.” No-one remembers the “Go and sin no more” part.


14 posted on 03/29/2011 6:42:55 PM PDT by dangus
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies]

To: bkopto
Is this like George Carlin's bit?

"Drivin' for Jesus...Drivin' for Jesus...MAKIN ALL THE LIGHTS!!!"

15 posted on 03/29/2011 6:43:28 PM PDT by Fedupwithit ("The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants" -Albert Camus)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: sailor4321

Something to do after choir practice.....


16 posted on 03/29/2011 6:46:29 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: bkopto

Instead of “Jazzercize”, this is obviously “Jesuscize”


17 posted on 03/29/2011 6:52:05 PM PDT by ken5050 (Save the Earth..It's the only planet with chocolate!!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dangus

Great point. ;-)


18 posted on 03/29/2011 6:53:34 PM PDT by doc1019 ( The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 14 | View Replies]

To: bkopto

Wash the damn pole.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1972151/posts


19 posted on 03/29/2011 6:58:52 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: mnehring
There is absolutely nothing I can say to this that won’t get me zotted.

You know I have to agree with that statement.

20 posted on 03/29/2011 7:02:40 PM PDT by WhirlwindAttack (Off grid at 28.8 kps. Hidden away safe from the 0bot zombies. Galt's gulch is beautiful.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 9 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-34 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson