Oh, thath’s justh craaaaazyyyyy...
Remember that scene in “Death on the Nile?” Hercule Poirot (Peter Ustinov) is freshening up in the tiny bathroom in his cabin, and he notices a cobra inches from his leg. He taps out an SOS on the wall, and within seconds, David Niven arrives. After assessing the situation, Niven whips out his sword and impales the snake before it can strike. Hilarious movie.