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To: dfwgator
Kingpin.

"You got a monkey?"

"We don't have a cow. We have a bull."

"I'd rather get Munsoned out here in the middle of nowhere."

"How's life?" "Takin' forever!"

173 posted on 03/25/2011 2:26:27 PM PDT by Richard Kimball (Proud member of the Keepers Of Odd Knowledge (KOOK))
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To: Richard Kimball

Roy: Hey, I hope you don’t mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew.
[Takes a drink from the bucket]
Mr. Boorg: We don’t have a cow. We have a bull.
Roy: I’m gonna brush my teeth.


182 posted on 03/25/2011 2:33:44 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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