[youngidiot]

The moon is being misshapen by global warming.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I knew it was my fault. The rate of transfer of rotational energy from the Earth to Moon by tidal braking is estimated at a billion watts. This causes the earth’s rotation to slow down by about 0.002 seconds/day/century and the radius of the moon’s orbit to increase by 1.5”/year. We truly are puny on a cosmic scale.

[loungitude]

The moon is being misshapen by global warming.

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NO NO NO! Everybody knows it is because of second-hand smoke. Jeez!