Posted on 03/18/2011 6:14:06 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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“Pissant hates her as much as any liberal does.”
Really? I hadn’t noticed. ;)
Bicycle helmets are positively the lamest thing ever. And the fact that Obozo wears one makes it even more lame.
Um...you’re referring to this comment?
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2690220/posts?page=52#52
That’s what he got zotted for. Anyone who thinks it’s fair comment needs to lie down and rest for a couple of days.
No, really, it’s true! :-)
I know St. Paddy’s Day is already past, but how about an Irish joke anyway?
A couple Irishmen are out on the lake fishing. One of them hauls up a bottle on his line, and while he’s a little disappointed that it isn’t a fish, he’s feeling a little thirsty and decides to unscrew the cap to see what it contains. Out pops a genie.
“Since you have rescued me from the prison of the bottle,” the genie says, “I will grant you a wish.”
The fellow thinks for a moment, then says, “I wish this entire lake were filled with Guinness.”
The genie replies, “As you wish, so it will be done,” and the water in the lake turns to beer.
The other Irishman punches the first one in the arm and says, “You idiot! Now we’re gonna have to pee in the boat!”
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but it is only because she is not legal (only 16), in two years he will hit it.
Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The first patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week. The second sees his family doctor after waiting a week for an appointment,
then waits eighteen weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn’t reviewed for another month and finally has his surgery scheduled for a year from then.
Why the different treatment for the two patients?
The first is a Golden Retriever.
The second is a Senior Citizen.
The first is paid for in cash.
The second is paid for with a Government run insurance program.
You’re probably right. ;-)
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