[saganite]

Why would you assume getting sloshed is the necessary end result?

Beer was far safer to drink in the Middle Ages than water. Maybe it would help if you thought of St Paddy as the Patron Saint of healthy living.

[bkepley]

Why would you assume getting sloshed is the necessary end result?

Always happens to me.

[Christian Engineer Mass]

“Beer was far safer to drink in the Middle Ages than water. Maybe it would help if you thought of St Paddy as the Patron Saint of healthy living.”

But it’s not the middle ages, and this isn’t the childrens’ beer they had for a water substitute then. This is adults getting sloshed, and then vomiting green puke.

Not too healthy...