To: Racehorse
That’s nothing - a train once carried me from Philadelphia to Boston.
To: Jack Hammer
3 posted on
03/15/2011 12:14:51 AM PDT by
patriot08
(TEXAS GAL- born and bred and proud of it!)
To: Jack Hammer
And instead of stopping the conductor tossed you off into an embankment? That's what you get for riding coach.
4 posted on
03/15/2011 12:57:22 AM PDT by
count-your-change
(You don't have be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
To: Jack Hammer
Heh, heh!
“What happened to you, Joe? Get hit by a train?”
“Worse. When I came home at 3:00 a.m., my wife was waiting for me. I don’t know what she hit me with, but it hurt.”
;^)
6 posted on
03/15/2011 1:48:40 AM PDT by
elcid1970
("Ya want money, PBS? Like, filthy capitalist dollars!!? I thought you guys never touch the stuff!")
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