Yes, it makes me wonder if our Founding Fathers put everything they had on the line in order to have free egress from private businesses with loads of merchandise they don’t feel like proving they paid for. Why did they neglect to put an amendment in the Constitution covering the right to be crotchety with capitalist pigs?
Reporter: Are prayers really answered?
Jesus: Well...back in the day you had people praying, "Please let us catch this Yak for food and clothing," and "Please let me get this fire started or we'll all freeze." Now you got people praying for hockey games.