[Rum Tum Tugger]

Based on the reported transcript, I’d only give the letter a 1 in 5 chance of being genuine.

I agree. Only I give it 0 in 5. This letter is pure BS.

[Uncle Meat]

Then again,Oral Roberts was the one that said God would call him home if people didn’t cough up enough money in donations,so I’d just take this story with a grain of salt for now.