If it lasts more than 4 hours, consult immediate medical attention!
If it lasts more than 4 hours, find more women!
Dewey Cox: Sam? What you all doing in here?
Sam: [holding a pill] Dewey, get out of here. You don’t want no part of this.
Dewey Cox: What is it?
Sam: It’s medication for erectile dysfunction, it gives you a boner! Not to be used if you have a pre-existing heart condition. If boners last more than four hours, call more ladies.
“If it lasts more than 4 hours, consult immediate medical attention!”
If it last more than 4 hours, call all your friends with benefits and schedule one hour intervals...