[Las Vegas Ron]

Like I said earlier, I’ll wait until something actually happens,

Like when the freaking roof falls on your head?

Eeeeerrrrewwww....

[Absolutely Nobama]

Yeah...good point.

It’s just that the story first first appeared on the New York Slimes website, and well, I had to stop lining my bird’s cage with the NYT because Polly started to complain that it wasn’t worthy of her poop.

The NY Slimes wouldn’t know the truth if it mule kicked them in the face.

[Absolutely Nobama]

Or, I’m in total denial. :)