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To: llevrok

Confession
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:

Man: ‘I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.’

Priest: ‘Are you sorry for your sins?’

Man: ‘What sins?’

Priest: ‘What kind of a Catholic are you?’

Man: ‘I’m Jewish’

Priest: ‘Why are you telling me all this?’

Man: ‘I’m 92 years old. I’m telling everybody!’


17 posted on 03/05/2011 10:00:50 AM PST by Mandingo Conservative (Satan was like the first "community organizer", just ask Eve, the first liberal useful idiot!)
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To: Mandingo Conservative

hahahahahahahaaha


25 posted on 03/05/2011 11:27:14 AM PST by MattinNJ (Will a hero rise in 2012? Yes. Col. Allen West was here all along.)
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