First in my class here at MIT
Got skillz, I’m a champion at D&D
MC Escher, that’s my favorite MC
Keep your forty, I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You’ll find they’re quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking’s in my library
My Myspace page is totally pimped out
Got people beggin’ for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain’t got a grill but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I’m a wiz at Minesweeper, I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed
Fingers flyin’ so fast I set the place ablaze
There’s no killer app I haven’t run
At Pascal, well I’m number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
Ain’t got a gat but I got a solderin’ gun
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I can sure kick your butt at a game of ping-pong
I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I’m fluent in Javascript as well as Klingon
Here’s the part I sing on...