[Daffynition]

Yardsticks make the *best* sound on a desk/table top.... like a strike of lightening.

[Dead Corpse]

I had an instructor once that used to use his chalk board eraser as a "sleep seeking missile". It was effective. It'd probably garner an "assault with a deadly weapon" charge these days.

Sheer idiocy on display.

[Arrowhead1952]

Yardsticks make the *best* sound on a desk/table top.... like a strike of lightening.

Our algebra teacher in HS, Mr. McPhail, had the "Board of education" on a nail next to the chalkboard. It was a 3 inch wide and about 1/2 thick with a handle and holes in it.

If he caught someone sleeping or talking in the back, he would sneak that board, place the wider end on the floor. He would put his shoe on the board and slam it down on the hardwood floor. That thing sounded like a gunshot.

[dalereed]

“Yardsticks make the *best* sound on a desk/table top”

They work better when they hit you with them!