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About five years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died because I left the lights on overnight.

I was in a hurry to get to work on time so I ran into the house to get my wife to give me a hand to start the car.

I told her to get into our second car, a prehistoric oversized gas guzzler, and use it to push my car fast enough to start it. I pointed out to her that because the VW had an automatic transmission, it needed to be pushed at least 30 mph for it to start. She said fine, hoped into her car and drove off.

I sat there fuming wondering what she could be doing. A minute passed by and when I saw her in the rear-view mirror coming at me at about 40 mph, I realized that I should have been a bit clearer with my directions.


402 posted on 03/05/2011 1:01:31 PM PST by Dubya (JESUS SAVES)
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To: Dubya

LOL!


404 posted on 03/05/2011 1:04:43 PM PST by MEG33 (God Bless Our Military Men And Women)
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Thanks, Dubya!

I needed a good laugh! That is just too funny!

405 posted on 03/05/2011 1:08:47 PM PST by oldteen
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An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she
carried across her neck..

One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered
a full portion of water.

At the end of the long walks from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full.
For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water.

Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments.

But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half
of what it had been made to do.

After two years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream.

‘I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way
back to your house.’

The old woman smiled, ‘Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path,
but not on the other pot’s side?’

‘That’s because I have always known about your flaw, so I planted flower seeds on your side
of the path, and every day while we walk back, you water them.’

For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the table.

Without you being just the way you are, there would not be this beauty to grace the house.’

Each of us has our own unique flaw. But it’s the cracks and flaws we each have that
make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding.


407 posted on 03/05/2011 1:26:21 PM PST by Dubya (JESUS SAVES)
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Oh my, a great big LOL!!!


442 posted on 03/05/2011 4:52:15 PM PST by jaycee ((("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.")))
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