I used to have a rambling bio page that was chock full of bizarre stuff that was aimed at the old biopage flame morons.
At the bottom, Waaaaaaaaay down at the bottom, it said “You’re still reading this page? Well, you’ve seen the nickel tour. And that’s only for the Bio page flame morons, and the DU types anyway. Besides, anyone who has any business being here, and who knows me, knows whether or not this is serious or a joke anyway.”
Obviously the whole page was a bit of a joke, but some didn’t quite get it.