LOL! I’ve played in plenty of dirt but I guess if I had seen a frog....I may have run. Wish I could go back to those days many years ago and I would get me a frog!
Little boy walked up to my sis in school, handed her a frog and then waited for her to scream.
Instead she went, “Isn’t it cute?!” and began rubbing the frog on the head and making it pull its eyes back into its head.
The boy goes, “Eeeew, you’re GROSS!” and then runs away.
Well, sis tried to give him his frog back.
She got detention for chasing a boy with a frog.
Maybe you won't have to 'back to those days', JC!