Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, ‘Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman.’
‘Oh yeah?’ said Charlie , ‘And how did this one end?’
‘When it was over,’ Mike replied, ‘She came to me on her hands and knees.’
‘Really,’ said Charles , ‘Now that’s a switch! What did she say?’
She said, ‘Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.’
LOL....that’s a keeper, Dubya!