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Some "Senior" personal ads seen the "theVillages" Florida newspapers:
Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?

FOXY LADY:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty,
80's, slim 5'4" (used to be 5'6"),
searching for sharp-looking,sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

LONG_TERM COMMITMENT:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband,
and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.
Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

SERENITY NOW:
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises,
the ocean, yoga and meditation.
If you are the silent type, let's get together,
take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.