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Obama Riddle

Barack Hussein Obama met with the Queen of England . He asked her, “Your
Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you
can give to me?”

“Well,” said the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself
with intelligent people.”

Obama frowned, and then asked, “But how do I know the people around me are
really intelligent?”

The Queen took a sip of tea.. “Oh, that’s easy; you just ask them to answer
an intelligent riddle.” The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. “Please send
Tony Blair in here, would you?”

Tony Blair walked into the room and said, “Yes, my Queen?”

The Queen smiled and said, “Answer me this please, Tony, your mother and
father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?”

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, “That would be me.”

“Yes! Very good,” said the Queen.

Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice presidential choice the same
question.

“Joe, answer this for me Your mother and your father have a child. It’s not
your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?”

“I’m not sure,” said Biden. “Let me get back to you on that one...” He went
to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an answer.

Finally, he ended up in the men’s room and recognized Colin Powell’s shoes
in the next stall.

Biden asked Powell, “Colin, can you answer this for me? Your mother and
father have a child and it’s not your brother or your sister. Who is it?” Colin
Powell yelled back, “That’s easy, it’s me!”

Biden smiled, and said, “Thanks!” Then, he went back to speak with Obama.
“Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It’s Colin
Powell!”

Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face, “No!
you idiot! It’s Tony Blair!”

AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS PRECISELY WHAT’S GOING ON WITH OUR FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IN WASHINGTON D.C.


1,131 posted on 03/12/2011 4:02:51 PM PST by Dubya (JESUS SAVES)
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This should be Posted in every school in the "USA"

vet

Only 31 words --- Think about it

I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG,
OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ,
AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT
STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD,
INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND
JUSTICE FOR ALL!

If Muslims can pray on Madison Avenue, why are Christians banned from praying in public and erecting religious displays on their holy days?

What happened to our National Day of Prayer? Obama says we can't have that, yet Muslims are allowed to block off Madison Ave. in N.Y. and pray in the middle of the street! And, it's a monthly ritual!

Tell me again, whose country is this? Ours or the Muslims?

inspirational_christian

1,136 posted on 03/12/2011 4:39:10 PM PST by Dubya (JESUS SAVES)
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