[Billthedrill]

I get all snuffy when I see the scene in Mars Attacks where the disembodied head of Professor Kessler (Pierce Brosnan) declares his undying love to Taffy (Natalie Portman), whose own head has been attached to the body of her little Chihuahua Poppy. You can almost hear the Martians go "Ack! Ack!" in approval.

Call me a romantic fool.

[Retired Greyhound]

That’s Sarah Jessica “Horse Face” Parker, not Natalie Portman (though I’m sure Portman would have also worked in the part).