Don’t let a cellist hear you say that. ;)
Violas were made for people who couldn’t find minions to carry their cello.
Basses are best for firewood...they burn even longer.
Anyway...can you get TSP down there? I’d LOVE to have clean dishes again...I’d been confused as all get out for about a month as to why my dishwasher was suddenly not working (I thought I was going to get to claim it was broken to the hubby and get a new one...thanks for ending that sweet dream for me).