Then, popping in solo, he got lonely and expected an audience with a former President, due to mere proximity I guess. And, he's feeling "snubbed" now, lol.
You just can't make this stuff up. He has no idea how vapid and silly he is, does he?
As I said over on the NC forum, you can respond on just about any thread with, "This is a parody, right?" or "Who ARE these people?"
I do know who Ashton Kutcher is ... and oddly enough, I regularly meet little girls named Ashton, but never boys ... but I wouldn't know him if I saw him.