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Roaches are forever as novel Valentine's gift
Reuters vie Yahoo ^ | 2-11-11

Posted on 02/13/2011 12:44:58 PM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

NEW YORK (Reuters) – In what is described as the perfect Valentine's Day gift, New York's Bronx Zoo is offering the chance to name a Madagascar hissing cockroach after that special someone in your life.

"Flowers wilt. Chocolates melt. Roaches are forever," the zoo said on its website about the name a roach gift, which was also billed as a limited Valentine's Day offer.

More than 1,000 people chose the cockroach option for their Valentine in the first 24 hours of the offer this week, a zoo spokesman said.

The recipient of the present gets a certificate explaining that there is a special insect living at the zoo with his or her name on it....

(Excerpt) Read more at news.yahoo.com ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: blogpimp; roach; valentines
I wonder how many people are dying to have a roach named after them...lol
1 posted on 02/13/2011 12:45:07 PM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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2 posted on 02/13/2011 12:54:28 PM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR to pimp your blog!!!)
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OK, I can think of a couple of people I’d like to name a Madagascar hissing roach after, but they aren’t exactly the loves of my life. :)


3 posted on 02/13/2011 12:56:14 PM PST by Allegra (Hey! Stop looking at my tagline like that.)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

i dont think thats such a good idea.


4 posted on 02/13/2011 12:56:21 PM PST by corkoman
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To: Allegra

Yeah, lol. Maybe we can name one after MV?


5 posted on 02/13/2011 12:57:38 PM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR to pimp your blog!!!)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Yes...let’s name them all afer blogpimps! :)


6 posted on 02/13/2011 12:59:38 PM PST by Allegra (Hey! Stop looking at my tagline like that.)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Well, back in the day I saved a few roaches.

Rescued them from the ashtray, I did.


7 posted on 02/13/2011 1:04:34 PM PST by humblegunner (Blogger Overlord)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

“name a Madagascar hissing cockroach”

Michelle is (was) a nice name.


8 posted on 02/13/2011 1:32:11 PM PST by USMCPOP (Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
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Heh heh...


9 posted on 02/13/2011 1:35:42 PM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR to pimp your blog!!!)
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To: Allegra
"The one up high is MV, down low we have BP, and then there's pimpy, and furry, and..."


10 posted on 02/13/2011 1:40:14 PM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR to pimp your blog!!!)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

I see some *X*-rated activity there... are we sure it’s SFW?


11 posted on 02/13/2011 1:48:08 PM PST by Daffynition ( Live EACH DAY as if it were your last, but EXPECT that there still may be a tomorrow.)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Awwww New York Roaches in love...honoring their roach kind on Valentine’s Day. Isn’t that sweet?


12 posted on 02/13/2011 1:58:28 PM PST by Soothesayer (smallpox is not a person)
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To: Daffynition

lol


13 posted on 02/13/2011 2:01:55 PM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR to pimp your blog!!!)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Forever, or about 18 months, if lucky. If not... (Sluggy Freelance)

What happens if the roach, somehow, dies? Is it silently replaced, or the owner gets a partial refund?

14 posted on 02/13/2011 2:06:05 PM PST by Moose Burger
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Where does your double-wide stand?


15 posted on 02/13/2011 2:27:54 PM PST by Dr. Ursus
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