GRANDPA’S DRINK
There was a family gathering, with all generations around the table.
Mischievous teenagers put a Viagra tablet into Grandpa’s drink, and after a while, Grandpa excused himself because he had to go to the bathroom.
When he returned, however, his trousers are wet all over.
‘What happened, Grandpa?’ he is asked by his concerned children.
‘Well,’ he answered, ‘I don’t really know. I had to go to the bathroom. So I took it out and started to pee, but then I saw that it wasn’t mine, so I put it back!’
Reporter:So ma'am, how do you do it? What's your secret?
Lady: Well, son, I wake up before my husband does. Slowly I pull the sheets down and take a peek, just a little one. If "it" is laying on his right side, we will have rain. If "it" is laying on his left, looks like a nice sunny day
The reporter, thinking he will get a star for his hard core investigative reporting - and for embarrassing the old gal - smugly asks:"And what if "It", as you call it, is in the middle? Then what?"
Lady: Well dear, if that's the case, I don't get out of bed.